Stuck being a structural engineer when, if only he'd been a bit shorter, he could have a been a wonderful elf. :P

Oh, you know it! But if he'd been an elf, he probably wouldn't have ended up on Toy Duty anyway. I bet he'd be a planning elf, working out the most time efficient way for Santa to get into everyone's home and back out again, without tripping any alarms.

This made my day. <3

I'm so glad about that!