Do I detect sarcasm? Quiet, you. I could do the same thing - Oh, you probably have breasts and are therefore never mistaken for a ten year old boy, boo hoo. ;P (Oh no, I'm going late-ninties! Ahh!)

Bwahahaha! Actually, it was completely genuine. I was going to say something else, but I don't know what, because I got distracted by writing out "poor dead spiders" and thinking of that phrase more related to Charlotte's Web than clothes.

But, yes, I do have breast. *sticks chest out* For me to crossdress, it would take a lot of effort and a lot of bad lighting. *g*

everything gapes at the back!

I have that problem too, so I think it's the clothes design. Esp. the horrid hipsters. It's like their designed for really flat butts.

(If I see one more 16-year-old hipster-wearing chick with thighs that don't come within the same timezone of each other when she walks, I'm going to eat her and use her pants as a napkin.)

Hee! *loves deadspiders*

:D You could infiltrate an American football team and tell us their sordid secrets! I've always wondered if the bum-patting went on after the game, in the locker rooms... ;)

I used to joke about that (about being taken for an American footballer, not about the locker room smut)... *g*