I got distracted by writing out "poor dead spiders" and thinking of that phrase more related to Charlotte's Web than clothes.
Now that was a sad movie. :( And one that I refuse to think about in slashy terms, because the main characters were a pig, a spider and a rat. So, no. (*clamps down firmly on nasty part of brain that wants to produce a Wrong mental image*)
For me to crossdress, it would take a lot of effort and a lot of bad lighting.
Damn you! Courtney from Australian Idol had a more womanly figure than me, BEFORE she put on the flasies. Damn genes! :P
It's like their designed for really flat butts.
Well, I'll be sure to diet to the point where I sit directly on my spine, and know that I can buy clothes that fit wherever I go. :P
I used to joke about that (about being taken for an American footballer
I saw the victim of a botched liposuction on a talk show once, and trust me, however bad you think it is, you've got nothing on this woman. She was scarily disproportionate - her thighs, butt, hips and stomach all had big masses of fat sucked out, but her shoulders, calves, arms and chest were all the same. It was like someone had zoomed in on all parts of her body except the middle section, which was all tiny and weird. She wore shoulderpads on the show, to emphasize... Not a good look. O_o;;;
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Now that was a sad movie. :( And one that I refuse to think about in slashy terms, because the main characters were a pig, a spider and a rat. So, no. (*clamps down firmly on nasty part of brain that wants to produce a Wrong mental image*)
For me to crossdress, it would take a lot of effort and a lot of bad lighting.
Damn you! Courtney from Australian Idol had a more womanly figure than me, BEFORE she put on the flasies. Damn genes! :P
It's like their designed for really flat butts.
Well, I'll be sure to diet to the point where I sit directly on my spine, and know that I can buy clothes that fit wherever I go. :P
Hee! *loves deadspiders*
:D *loves
I used to joke about that (about being taken for an American footballer
I saw the victim of a botched liposuction on a talk show once, and trust me, however bad you think it is, you've got nothing on this woman. She was scarily disproportionate - her thighs, butt, hips and stomach all had big masses of fat sucked out, but her shoulders, calves, arms and chest were all the same. It was like someone had zoomed in on all parts of her body except the middle section, which was all tiny and weird. She wore shoulderpads on the show, to emphasize... Not a good look. O_o;;;