Well, while we're talking EB White, what about 'The Trumpet of the Swan'? A swan that follows a young boy around because he taught it to blow a trumpet.
Haven't heard of it, but man, that's just a bad slash fic waiting to happen.
Can I swap bodies with you for a week? Just to know what it's like to have a curvy, womanly figure. I promise not to damage it in any way, unless it's not used to dorky dancing and spontaneous hand gesturing, in which case you might want to take out life insurance beforehand. :P
You got it. One body, slightly used, large thighs but curvy, used to lots of expressive hand gestures and enjoys dancing. No life insuyrance, so if you break it, you bought it. As for me, it'd be fun to try out being thin. Trust me, that's not something I've ever been.
Like Matrix-jackets; tell me people in real life can wear them without looking like they encountered a terrible mishap at the garbadine factory.
*snort* Yeah, I know. I so *wanted* Neo's coat from the last film. Of course, since I'm not a guy with a perfectly formed torso, that style of coat just isn't going to look good. But man, I still lust after the coat.
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Haven't heard of it, but man, that's just a bad slash fic waiting to happen.
Can I swap bodies with you for a week? Just to know what it's like to have a curvy, womanly figure. I promise not to damage it in any way, unless it's not used to dorky dancing and spontaneous hand gesturing, in which case you might want to take out life insurance beforehand. :P
You got it. One body, slightly used, large thighs but curvy, used to lots of expressive hand gestures and enjoys dancing. No life insuyrance, so if you break it, you bought it. As for me, it'd be fun to try out being thin. Trust me, that's not something I've ever been.
Like Matrix-jackets; tell me people in real life can wear them without looking like they encountered a terrible mishap at the garbadine factory.
*snort* Yeah, I know. I so *wanted* Neo's coat from the last film. Of course, since I'm not a guy with a perfectly formed torso, that style of coat just isn't going to look good. But man, I still lust after the coat.