I'm trying not to giggle at work
Read The Master Plan by
lexluvsclark. I'm sure that Celli already rec'd this great taxfic entry, but it deserves a second rec.
The quality of available minions -- never that good to begin with -- seemed to be declining every year. Not once did they get to anywhere near the Machiavellian level of skill required by Lex's complex ideas, thus causing the failure of said plans on a disturbingly regular basis.
Something like a one-hundred-percent basis, to be precise.
And that just wasn't right.
That is my favourite line (that doesn't spoil the great fic). Seriously funny fic, so check it out.
Just try not to do it at work when people are watching you. If your sense of humour is anything like mine, it'll be hard to cover the smirk on your face. *g*
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The quality of available minions -- never that good to begin with -- seemed to be declining every year. Not once did they get to anywhere near the Machiavellian level of skill required by Lex's complex ideas, thus causing the failure of said plans on a disturbingly regular basis.
Something like a one-hundred-percent basis, to be precise.
And that just wasn't right.
That is my favourite line (that doesn't spoil the great fic). Seriously funny fic, so check it out.
Just try not to do it at work when people are watching you. If your sense of humour is anything like mine, it'll be hard to cover the smirk on your face. *g*