There you see, I shouldn't comment until I'm awake. (Voice off, probably one of the cats): "It's midday you lazy ratbag!!"
Yes, well ... Um, 'lazy ratbag' is a pretty fair call ...
No, no, I meant the other way round, "I'll read anything" was what I was about to say. Then I thought that it was subtextually non-complimentary. Then I thought that 'subtext' was a bit bleedin' pretentious at this hour. Then I remembered that 'pretentious' is my middle name, no matter what the hour ...
*Sigh* I feel I should stop talking now. Can I go back to bed? Yes of course I can. May I ...?
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Yes, well ... Um, 'lazy ratbag' is a pretty fair call ...
No, no, I meant the other way round, "I'll read anything" was what I was about to say. Then I thought that it was subtextually non-complimentary. Then I thought that 'subtext' was a bit bleedin' pretentious at this hour. Then I remembered that 'pretentious' is my middle name, no matter what the hour ...
*Sigh* I feel I should stop talking now. Can I go back to bed? Yes of course I can. May I ...?