Small, but perfectly formed, SN fandom is. Much like Natalie and, indeed, Dana. And Kim. Mmmmmmmm ...

Sadly, the only other thing I know about Cassie and Danielle is that Danielle only has to be in the same room as a doughnut for all the weight to go straight to her hips, while Cassie can eat as much as she wants and her metabolism just burns it off. I think I hate Cassie ...

Oh, and Danielle has a lot of problems with her mother, who thinks a nice Jewish girl has no business being single at 30.