It's okay about the inbox thing, I'd rather read porn than work any day, and the creepy guy (he of the ponytail and the various frightening varieties of trousers) who threatened to start monitoring internet use wasn't in yesterday.

H'm. Most of the real people I know are a long, long way away, even the English ones. Housework? Not in this weather and not with these Lady Pains. So option #3 it must be. There has to be more on the site than turns up via the random searches (I suppose it's not possible to program a random search that only throws up the good stuff? There are several pretty bad fics on there that turn up regularly every time I use it. Sometimes several times in one session!)

... see how ungrateful I am? Remember how happy we all were when the archive finally came back up??