And you must be psychic b/c I've been thinking to myself lately 'Self, you know what you need? Bi/closeted Matt.' And there it was. And it was wonderful.

*laughs* I'm amazed that this scenario is such a guilty pleasure of mine and yet, it's clearly a shared guilty pleasure. There is something about that terribly low self-esteem, about the reassurance and slow seduction that works for me as well as any romance novel.