Lyric spam

[out_there]

Hey, you can be with me.
Yes, I will treat you like queen,
I will go to all of those chick flick movies
That I really don't want to see.

Hey, you can be with me.
I will never let you down,
I will never make out with your girlfriend
When I know you're not around.

Hey, you can be with me,
'Cause I just might be the one,
Who will treat you like you're special,
Who will always make you come.

Hey, you can be with me,
Yes, I will always let you win,
I will never be like those other guys.
I will never be your unemployed boyfriend.

Everclear - Umemplyed Boyfriend

Is is wrong that I find this song incredibly romantic?

Comments

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

Throw in "I won't steal money out of your handbag" and "I won't chuck a saucepan full of hot water over you when my dinner isn't ready quite on time", and I'm sold.

[out-there.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you're mocking me or agreeing with me... *eyes you*

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

Oh, like I can't do both?!

That's just a sample of my experience with boys, and as good a reason as any not to be fussed with them (also, really nasty underpants under the bed for weeks). If they came with guarantees to behave nicely, they'd be okay. I suppose. Still kind of hairy, though.