Fear my wrath!

[out_there]

I am tired, I am cranky, I am following emrinalexander's lead and declaring myself a BNF.

Oh, yes. I am a BNF of Sports Night. I don't care that my Epic Pieces Of Fiction are either unfinished or very, very short and pointless. I don't care that my muses are currently hiding under Celli's couch. I'm a BNF, dammit!

Feel free to apply for the position of minion, follower, worshipper, etc, below.

Comments

[that_mireille]

I'd like to be a minion. I've never been one before. :)

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*gets out sharp knighting sword*

*decides that's too sharp*

*puts it away before she pokes someone's eye out with it*

*finds a balloon-on-a-stick*

I dub you, my Minion Mireille.

*bops you on the head*

[that_mireille]

Yay, I'm a minion!

[celli]

I'm your consort, right? (Dude, I almost wrote corset. Something else entirely...)

[out-there.livejournal.com]

I'm your consort, right? (Dude, I almost wrote corset. Something else entirely...)

Celli as a corset...? *giggles* Strict reinforcement to make me look good... You could be my corset if you want.

But, yeah, I think consort is much better.

*bops you with her BNF-balloon*

I dub you: Consort Celli!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sneaks in and lays a plate of worshipful cookies on your doorstep* See? They have BNF written on them in pink icing

[out-there.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Cookies! And pink icing!

*hugs you* Thank you!

*shares them around like a good BNF*

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

I think I'd quite like to be a groupie, is that okay?

[out-there.livejournal.com]

Indeed! *spreads arms in welcome* It's all sex, drugs and rock'n'roll, here.

Or, well, gay smut, snark and occasional Tom Waits references... *g*

I dub you, Groupie Hilary!

*bops you with her BNF balloon*

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

as an evil megalomaniac in training, I can't be anyone else's minion, so instead, I'll have to take the role of worshipper. And squee lots. And go defend your honor in hate threads with the very clever "u suck." Heh.

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* Loud squeeing is always appreciated. And that's about as witty as most of my comebacks. *g*

I dub thee my Worshipper, StoryDivaGirl.

*bops you with BNF balloon*