TW Snippet: Ianto's List

[out_there]

Ianto tries not to think about who Jack's slept with before him. He's nowhere near secure enough to ask for a number (also, he's seen Jack's ability to manage his credit card payments; if Jack can't remember his credit limit, it's unlikely he's kept an accurate tally of sexual conquests). Instead, Ianto keeps a list in his wallet, behind his NHS card. It doesn't have a title. It doesn't need one, but inside Ianto's head, it's the 'People Jack Had Better Not Have Slept With' List. It currently reads:

1. Either of my parents
2. Any of my siblings
3. Gwen
4. The Doctor
5. Martha Jones
6. Beatrix Potter
7. Bette Davis
8. William Shakespeare
9. Elle McPherson
10. William Shatner
11. Roald Dahl
12. Aristotle
13. Jane Austen

On good days, the list seems silly and unnecessary. On bad days, Ianto fervently hopes he won't end up crossing through every name (but he wouldn't place any money on it).

Comments

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Oh, bless. William Shatner.

[ariadne83]

Ahaha Beatrix Potter. Jack, you're ruining Ianto's childhood :D

[slashybits.livejournal.com]

LOL!

That is a surprisingly short list though *g*

Hahaha! :)

[meret.livejournal.com]

The idea of Jack having slept with Beatrix Potter made me smile, but I LOL when I read William Shatner. :)

[in-the-bottle.livejournal.com]

Did I send you my thoughts on this? I don't think I did, but heee!!! I really want to see/read Jack/Willl Shakespeare. And the Shatner one scares me. A lot.

[macadamanaity.livejournal.com]

::blink::

You just made me picture Jack/Shatner!!

You're... evil!

[adjovi.livejournal.com]

what i love is that he lists his parents and siblings, and then the next listing is gwen. heh! and, as aforementioned, the addition of shatner is complete awesomesauce. :)

[amilyn.livejournal.com]

HEEEE!!!! Fantastic!

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Ianto. Funny fic but sad too, which is a neat combination.