Oops.

I think I just deleted Spider Solitaire from my computer. Damn. There goes my procrastination tool of choice. (It won't kill me to live without it, but... still, I'm not quite sure how I did it. I thought I was just deleting the *shortcut* that accidentally went on the desktop. Nope. Apparently it was the whole thing.)

Oooh! Have I mentioned that I love fic involving the Fab Five? corinna_5 just wrote a Queer Eye/Smallville crossover. It's very funny and sweet.

Note to self: You haven't read the last section of P&P.

Joke!

I had to share this joke of the week, just because it made me giggle and think of Nate.

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don’t ever do that again, you scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologised and said he didn’t realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I’m very sorry, it’s really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

SN Fic (Unbeta'd): Bingley and Darcy

For speshope, since she was trying to encourage P&P slash. I know this isn't what she had in mind, but Casey and Dan are loud muses. *g*

( Bingley and Darcy )

Do you think everyone's born with a work ethic?

If so, what happened to mine?

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I am officially a crush-free zone. *grins widely* I don't know why I'm so pleased with this, but I am.

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In other, more sense-making news, I posted False Impressions, otherwise known as the partner fic. (Officially, I *love* all betas who offer title suggestions. I suck at them so much, and then people offer these ideas that make me grin and think, "Hey, that's a really cool use of words.")

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And, in other news that we already knew, I should be stopped. I should not sit here and write fic. I almost resisted it today, but... well, a short fic for speshope barely counts, right? And a couple tiny snippets for celli shouldn't count either...

*sighs* Yes, I suck. My work ethic sucks. And all I want is for today (and my lack of productivity) to be over. It hasn't been a bad day, I'm just sick of it now. (Plus, Mum offered to pick me up. From *work*. That's like an... extra hour's drive for her, even though she was already out and about. I'm so looking forward to it.)