Still Better than I Spy (1655 words) by out_there
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Additional Tags: Locked In
Notes: Unbeta'd, so all mistakes are mine. (But feel free to let me know if you spot them.)

Summary: "Natasha will get us out." Clint has no idea how she’ll do it, but come hell or high water, that woman will find a way. "In the meantime, we can play I Spy."
The look he gets in response to that is pure Agent Stone Cold Coulson, willing and able to kill you with his bare hands.


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Dear Remix-Person,

First of all, I'm sure I'll love whatever you do (I have with the past remixes -- they're all way cool) and sorry this letter took me a few days to post.

Secondly, I'd point you to my website but it's woefully out of date. Pretty much, anything written in the last 18 months isn't on there, so I've tried to clear up my memories section for you.

For someone who thinks of herself as basically mono-fannish, I've written for a lot of fandoms these days. It's all predominantly slash but there's an occasional gen-fic thrown in. (If you're not a slasher and don't want to wade through slash fics to find something gen to remix, leave an anonymous note and I'll see if I can track down links to the gen stuff.)

So by fandoms, we'll start with Sorkin: West Wing and Sports Night. Mainly slash, mainly Josh/Sam or Dan/Casey. Sports Night was my most productive fandom, which is why I also have a memories category for short, unbeta'd SN fics, and if you're looking for gen that's your best bet (there's also two femslash fics in there too). It's heavy on the dialogue, heavy on the snark, sadly lacking in the physical and visual descriptions.

Next, we'll go for Whedon. I have three Firefly fics, all Simon-centric (with slight Mal/Simon undertones), and four Angel the Series fics, all set in S5 (or directly afterwards) and mainly gen.

Smallville is my oldest fandom -- the first one I really started writing for, so the writing quality may be dodgy, I'm warning you now -- and from memory, they're probably all Clark/Lex.

The next fandom to catch my eye was Stargate Atlantis. Apart from this attempt at Rodney/Radek and this disaster-fic, I'm pretty sure they all fall somewhere on the slash sliding scale of John/Rodney and have happy endings. (Okay, huh, actually, more than a few don't have happy endings. I wouldn't have realised that about my writing. Still, the *majority* are basically romantic comedy type stories because I don't really do the deep & meaningful thing.)

One fandom that does always have happy endings is Jeeves & Wooster but I'll warn you right now that one of those is barely ficlet length and the other is way long, so it might be tricky for a remix choice.

Then we have my current two fandoms: Heroes and Torchwood. The Heroes stuff is all S2, all Matt/Mohinder with occasional scenes of Molly, and is about 50% porn. Literally. (Out of a dozen or so stories, six are NC-17 rated.) And yet, amongst the Torchwood stuff -- despite the existance of Jack 'Sex On Legs' Harkness -- there isn't a single porn story: it's all gen or sweet Jack/Ianto, and the most you'll see them do is kiss.

Last and least (because I did clear this category up, just for you, mystery Remix-Person) is the miscellaneous stuff. Basically, they're one-off short drabbles in the following fandoms: House, Harry Potter, Crossing Jordan, Schindler's List, Young Americans, The OC, and a Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes crossover.

I hope that helps.

Title: A Depressingly Average Morning (for Torchwood)
Author: out_there
Fandom: Torchwood
Disclaimer: Oh, seriously, does anyone think I actually own rights to a spin-off from a show that's older than I am? I didn't think so.
Rating: G.
Wordcount: 1000.
Summary: Slippery-dips, psychic fields, and a Jack-with-a-box: a depressingly average morning for Torchwood.
Notes: Written for the picfor1000 challenge for this prompt. Adjusted, encouraged and petted in all the right places by 0bake (in other words, simply not possible without her). All the errors -- if there are any left -- belong to me.

Title: Colours
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Lex had always associated places with colours.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The boys' aren't mine.

Author's Notes: Thanks to Anne for beta reading again, and again, and again. I needed it. This was written for Slodwick's 'A picture's worth 1000 words' challenge. This is the picture I received.


( Colours )