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I was asleep by 9pm last night, and I woke up at 3.30am. Figured I might as well get up.

I taped Rove last night but haven't watched it yet. I want to see if Antonio Bandares (who totally cracked me up when I saw him on Denton on Monday) will tell the story about him and Justin Timberlake both crying at the end of Shrek 2.

*looks at beta work she needs to do*

Officially, I'm banned form volunteering as a SV beta from now on. I volunteer with the best intentions, but my SN boys are just so snarkalicious that I find it impossible to keep my mind on the Clex. (I keep wanting to see banter. Where's the banter? Where's the sports references? Where's the repititive dialogue? Shouldn't every slash fic include those things?!)

SN rec!

Snark! And smut! And emotional sucker-punch endings!

Okay, it's an SN *WIP* but hot damn, I just read part one and part two of mireille719's At Times Like These, and y'all need to go read it, too. She has a great command of the inner-Danny voice, and the dialogue is just... wonderfully funny. Plus, smut.

*leers at the boys*

I always appreciate SN smut. (Okay, that's a lie. I always appreciate it as long as it doesn't involve Jeremy.)

([whine]I want the next bit! Now![/whine])

SV Sorkining - Silly Ficlet

*high fives self*

Go me! Beta is *done* and it's not even 7am yet. (Okay, it's *almost* 7am, but damnit, I'm not going to be late for work *yet*.)

However, as I was complaining earlier, I've become very comfortable in Sorkinfic, so much so, that going back to SV seems strange. They should be talking in Sorkinese, like they do below... (Celli said it was cute, so I'm posting it to LJ just for giggles.)

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SV Sorkinese

Lex narrowed his eyes. "What are you doing here?"

"What am I doing here?" Clark asked, watching the multi-billionaire closely.

"What are you doing here?" Lex casually brushed his hand over the controls of his kryptonite fueled laser. "You shouldn't be here, Clark."

"I know."

"You shouldn't."

Clark rolled his eyes. "I picked up on that the first time."

"So what are you doing here?"

"I'm trying to thwart your attempt to take over the world."

"I'm not taking over it," Lex objected mildly, "I'm just..."

"Trying to buy it?" Clark sighed. "Ruling the world isn't like managing the Sharks, Lex. You can't just pay people to want to live under your rule."

"I think it's just like the Sharks. Give people enough incentive, they'll score a touch-down every time."

"And you think threatening to melt the major cities of North America will do the trick?"

"I'd certainly consider it an incentive," Lex said firmly, looking down at the controls in his hand.

Clark took a few more steps over and stood beside Lex. "Lex, it's not going to work."

"It should."

"It's not," Clark said gently, settling his hands over Lex's, and pulling them far away from the blinking red buttons. "Blowing up half of America is not going to make Metropolis win the World Series."

Lex sighed despondently, dropping his head to Clark's shoulder. "Probably not."

"Come to bed." Clark wrapped a hand around Lex's shoulders, using his other hand to quickly power-down the laser.

"Okay."

"You can work on bribing the other teams tomorrow."

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SN WIP: Danny/Accounting

Just in case I don't get the final bits written today, I might as well post what I've got. Previous bit here.

( The exam )

*shrugs*

Celli asked for text messages. I responded with ( random!porn. )

ETA: And fannish ( filk )

SN fic - Choose Your Own Adventure

fandompoolside is running a "Choose Your Own Adventure" fic challenge.

I'm putting in a SN fic, "The Sensational Truth" and there's two other SV fics up at the moment.

If you've ever wanted a chance to twist the author into writing what you want to happen next, try checking out the fics.

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It's like today's Dilbert was drawn with me in mind! *laughs*

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I didn't get in until 9am, so I shouldn't leave until 6pm, but... *sigh* It's not as if I've acheived any work today anyway. Plus, my stomach is actually *rumbling*, so it's time for food.

Before I go, celli, did you get the file back?