TW Fic: Authoritative

Title: Authoritative
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Characters, etc, belong to RTD.
Notes: Thanks to all of you perverts enablers who wouldn't let this rest. Thanks to godofwine for the speedy beta.

Summary: Jack thinks Ianto’s grey hair makes him look authoritative. (In other words: future UNIT-cap smut.)


( Authoritative )

GDL: Oh... I have no words

See, celli pointed me here.

It's GDL.

Reading from gay sex manual.

No. Really.

Hot Welsh accent and jeans and mocking a gay sex manual (and encouraging people to buy it). I'm having trouble breathing, which I'm not sure if it's embarrassment or amusement. It's possibly a horrible combination of both.

...fisting. Seriously. Mentions of fisting and the hanky code. *dies*

ETA: What I was going to post about was being sick and abed for the last two days, but, really... GDL. Fisting. Inappropriate humour. *dies all over again*