Fic rec: never knew i was a dancer

A lot of smut fics are very hot, but sometimes you read something that absolutely works for you in a way that you are not going to examine in any depth. It's just hot. In this case, genderswapped stone butch Jiang Cheng? Hot beyond words.

never knew i was a dancer (6614 words) by isozyme
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jiang Cheng/Nie Huaisang
Characters: Jiang Cheng, Nie Huaisang, Wei Ying, Lan Zhan
Additional Tags: Rule 63, Modern AU, mild exhibitionism, Stone top Jiang Cheng, pillow Princess Nie Huaisang, Lesbian sexual politics, Jiang Cheng has a surprisingly filthy mind, Huaisang's is exactly as filthy as one would expect, fingerbanging
Summary:

“What’s a stone butch and why aren’t they real?” Jiang Cheng asks, too buzzed to care too much about not being up on lesbian culture.

Huaisang pats Jiang Cheng on the no-man’s-land between her boobs and her shoulder. “You’re so useless, Jiang Cheng. A stone butch is a fictional hottie who doesn’t make you do any work at all, just wants to give head and fuck you stupid on her strap.”

“Fictional?” Jiang Cheng echoes, having - not a moment, per se, but sort of a problem where her thoughts are going too fast for her poor drunken brain to keep up with.

“Nobody actually wants to fuck a chick who’s too lazy to eat you out after,” Huaisang mumbles.

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After leaving Wei Ying and Lan Zhan’s bachelorette party, Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang decide to experiment with some outdated stereotypical lesbian sex roles.