Wouldn't want to accidentally stab them in the groin with the keys... Or would I? >;)

Well, you know, I don't think it would hurt... or, more correctly, it wouldn't hurt your case, but it would still hurt them.

And even if there wasn't, it's EYE-GAUGING! (*shudder*) The groin is a much safer bet. :)

*nods* I know. And, plus, ever since seeing Xander's eye thingy with Caleb (and scene that makes me cringe, that just had to be plyed in every previously from then on... like I'd forget he's only got one eye now, anyway?!), it's such an ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

The groin? If you do any damage, you can't see it. Plus, as a chick, you have no first hand experience of the pain you're inflicting. My brother once told me that being kneed/hit/whatever in the groin was equivelant pain level to breaking a minor bone. Since I've broken a bone in my foot, and still walked on it for the first few days, I wouldn't have too much guilt over doing that to someone else. Sure, it's going to make the swear non-stop for a few minutes, and walk around with a limp, but in that situation, that's a good thing for me. *g*