Do I detect sarcasm? Quiet, you. I could do the same thing - Oh, you probably have breasts and are therefore never mistaken for a ten year old boy, boo hoo. ;P (Oh no, I'm going late-ninties! Ahh!)
The only real bitch I have is my thighs, which are a bit out of proportion
(*hugs you*) You're talking to someone with hips a size bigger than everything else. Why are there not jeans made for this problem - everything gapes at the back! >:( (If I see one more 16-year-old hipster-wearing chick with thighs that don't come within the same timezone of each other when she walks, I'm going to eat her and use her pants as a napkin.)
Man, if I lived in the 80s, I barely would have needed the padding.
:D You could infiltrate an American football team and tell us their sordid secrets! I've always wondered if the bum-patting went on after the game, in the locker rooms... ;)
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Date: 2003-11-01 06:56 am (UTC)Do I detect sarcasm? Quiet, you. I could do the same thing - Oh, you probably have breasts and are therefore never mistaken for a ten year old boy, boo hoo. ;P (Oh no, I'm going late-ninties! Ahh!)
The only real bitch I have is my thighs, which are a bit out of proportion
(*hugs you*) You're talking to someone with hips a size bigger than everything else. Why are there not jeans made for this problem - everything gapes at the back! >:( (If I see one more 16-year-old hipster-wearing chick with thighs that don't come within the same timezone of each other when she walks, I'm going to eat her and use her pants as a napkin.)
Man, if I lived in the 80s, I barely would have needed the padding.
:D You could infiltrate an American football team and tell us their sordid secrets! I've always wondered if the bum-patting went on after the game, in the locker rooms... ;)