God, there were never any hot priests at church when I was growing up. They were all really old and crumbly :~\

Same for me.

This was actually inspired by me watchign the start of Sleepers last night, and being strangly attracted by Robert DeNiro as a priest. (I know. It's very strange.)

Hehehe, that was fun. I always wondered why Danny wanted to go to midnight mass and this is a great answer. And Mass is actually a really good way of picking up boys/girls. It's about the only reason why I kept going for as long as I did.

Hee! Well, I'd probably go to church if I ended up picking up. *thinks about it*

Um, no, I probably wouldn't. Weekend sleep-ins are a higher priority. *g*