If Jack was going to suggest light bondage and then excuse himself to answer the phone -- and have a half-hour conversation with Brigadier Whoever while Ianto was naked and tied to a bed -- it would end in pain.

That is TOTALLY how he learned to get out of the ropes in Meat! I knew it!!

"I hold you entirely responsible for your actions," Ianto said but decided that maybe -- just this once -- he'd let Jack keep the recording.

D'aw! That's love.

YAY! And I totally don't mind that I lost the "what should I write" poll. (For now at least... *g*)