| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 63.3% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 58.7% |
| Shamelessness | 83.3% Has yet to see self in mirror | 74.8% |
| Sex Drive | 84.2% The Pope is envious | 72.6% |
| Straightness | 60.7% Felt someone up once | 37.3% |
| Gayness | 50% Had that experience at camp | 75.8% |
| Fucking Sick | 96.5% Refreshingly normal | 86.1% |
| You are 74.42% pure Average Score: 67% | ||
Okay, I'm off to bed.