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out_thereI fell for this story quite early, when I read:
Harry’s not happy about being out of the field, but he’s still a steady presence and a calm voice in Eggsy’s ear as he defuses bombs, takes out goons, and generally wreaks havoc on the plans of wannabe-megalomaniacs, none of whom appreciate his well-timed one-liners the way Valentine had.
Bastards.
The sex is hot -- didn't just hit my buttons, pretty much smashed the remote -- but it's the characterisation that shines here. Any porn that can make you laugh out loud in the middle is something to be enjoyed. And shared with other like-minded fans. *g*
Considerably Less Cannibalism (6072 words) by LizaPod
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Hart/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
Additional Tags: utter and complete filth, Shaving, Hand porn, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Hand Jobs, Age Difference, Straight Razors, abuse of fitting room three, eyefucking, Mirror Sex, Mentions of sex work, Barebacking
Summary:
Harry’s not happy about being out of the field, but he’s still a steady presence and a calm voice in Eggsy’s ear as he defuses bombs, takes out goons, and generally wreaks havoc on the plans of wannabe-megalomaniacs, none of whom appreciate his well-timed one-liners the way Valentine had.
Bastards.
The sex is hot -- didn't just hit my buttons, pretty much smashed the remote -- but it's the characterisation that shines here. Any porn that can make you laugh out loud in the middle is something to be enjoyed. And shared with other like-minded fans. *g*
Considerably Less Cannibalism (6072 words) by LizaPod
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Hart/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
Additional Tags: utter and complete filth, Shaving, Hand porn, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Hand Jobs, Age Difference, Straight Razors, abuse of fitting room three, eyefucking, Mirror Sex, Mentions of sex work, Barebacking
Summary:
It is a real, physical struggle to not stare like a dogger while Harry shrugs off his jacket and undoes his collar, sets his signet ring aside. He has detailed, minutely detailed, fantasies about unbuttoning that fucking collar. At least he’s not wearing the holster right now, or Eggsy’d be sprung already. “It’s time you learned the fine art of the straight razor shave.”
Eggsy gives him his best you havin’ a fucking giggle, mate eyebrows. “Like Sweeney Todd?”
Harry’s sigh is just bordering on melodramatic, but he’s also got that odd— Roxy calls it enigmatic—smile he gets when Eggsy trots out some unexpected bit of culture. "Yes, Eggsy, like Sweeney Todd."
