Uergh.

[out_there]

Dear Boss,

Stop making me busy.

I'm trying to post to LJ write porn do my Admin course study.

No love,
Me.

***

Dear co-worker,

Please stop asking me questions. I actually don't know *everything* about our jobs. I know a teeny, tiny, little fraction.

But, yes, I'll come and help because at least with you here, this sudden load of work isn't just put on my shoulders.

Grudging thanks,
Me.

***

Dear pounding headache,

Fuck off.

Growls and hatred,
Me.

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[celli]

*neck massage*

*refreshing beverage of choice*

*porn*

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*purrs* Aw, you always know how to make me feel better.

[celli]

*big hugs* I hope the rest of your day was bearable.

[out-there.livejournal.com]

Bearable, but man am I cranky. And, y'know, useless.

List of thing to do today was *long*. List of things done is really, really, *really* short.

Am now going to class to find out if I failed assignment 1. If I did, I'm thinking there's no point sitting the exam, so that's one good point.

*stops taking her bad mood out on you*

[celli]

I shall keep my fingers crossed for you.

I was actually trying to write porn to cheer you up, but the boys were all, enh. You wore us out with the last thing. Check back tomorrow.

*rolls eyes at the silly boys*

[out-there.livejournal.com]

I shall keep my fingers crossed for you.

*hugs you* Have I mentioned you rock? Because you totally do, Celli.

I was actually trying to write porn to cheer you up, but the boys were all, enh. You wore us out with the last thing. Check back tomorrow.

*snerk* I guess even two guys as hot as Dan and Casey need some time to recuperate...

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

Not in fan fiction! Fan fiction men can carry on as long and as many times as they feel like it.

So very unlike real-life 'one shag and they're spark-out for a week' men.

Fan fiction men take more showers, too.