Dear Dad...

[out_there]

Combine one SV fan and The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator, and you get this:

Dear Dad,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely manipulated my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have had shock therapy to try to forget your existence because you have lied one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way which makes me almost as dumb as you. This time you have gone too far. I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are sucking the life out of me. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. You are EVIL. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.

See you in hell you coward,

Lex

PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Bwahahaha... And I can actually see him write this, while completeley shit faced, of course. LOL!

G

[out-there.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. He'd have to be *extremely* drunk to write this. *g*

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

You must be the product of inbreeding.

I'm particularly fond of this line. Hehehe.

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* I particularly liked that one too.