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Raige politely inquires as to the nature of Phoebe's dilemma. "Having an invincible ex-husband is really making me nervous," Phoebe complains. Why? He's on your side, you moron. It's just like the coup scored by the United States when Superman's teeny little spaceship landed in Kansas instead of upon the foul Communistic plains of the Soviet Union. Nurture a friendship with the invincible ex-husband and get him to do your dirty work. How is this a problem? Compromise is not a four-letter word. Oh, Christ. Did I just type that? I sound like Bo Duke.

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