Oh my God I love fics where Rodney remains completely socially inept. he really is the guy who'd keep talking about a year after anyone else would have just jumped the man already and bang his head on the wall and just, yeah, this is why I love Rodney. Even if he does occasionally make me do the face in my icon, heh.

And also, John. Guh. Um. Yeah. (And hee, Rodney's comments about the phallic symbolism! And whether John got hit on the head as a child! Hee!)