Reasons to Shoot a Dog (14068 words) by out_there
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Hart/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart/James | Lancelot
Characters: Harry Hart, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), James | Lancelot (Kingsman)
Additional Tags: Trope Bingo Round 4, Harry Hart Lives


Notes: Written for 2015 Trope Bingo. Thanks to margrave and kingtouchy for betaing, and soupytwist for Britpicking and teaching me about Joe Bloggs.

Summary:

Where rumours of Harry's death have been greatly exaggerated, Merlin doesn't know if he's Arthur or Martha (and prefers to be neither), and every agent has his own justification for the dog test. Also, Harry is not dithering over his attraction to Eggsy (no matter what Merlin claims).