out_there: B-Day Present '05 (Headdesk Dana)
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Stuff I should be working on:
- Kim's beta
- SGA highschool aU with [livejournal.com profile] scribewraith
- The porny payoff for the Dancing AU (it needs to be written, but I'm actually blanking on smut ideas. I don't mean little ones, I mean the big overall approach. Is it awkward? Is it physically smooth? Are we talking blowjobs, handjobs, screwing? I just don't know.)
- College-gymnast Casey SN AU (which I will do. But first, I need some info on american collegiate gymnastics. I should see if [livejournal.com profile] freedomfry has any knowledge.)
- My 5 ways the SN boys never met story, which has been plotted to death and seems so very, very boring to me now. I want to write it, but I just can't get my SN boys talking to me.


Vague SGA Ideas That I Haven't Written Down Yet
- RodneyAsCaterpillar story where John returns to atlantis iwth a caterpillar. No, I have no justification for it, other than making me snigger.

- Rodney and Radek get turned into women story, which, again, no justification or deeper issues. And since I know there are some genderswitch AUs where the deeper issues are being dealt with marvellously, I'll leave this idea alone.

- Rodney being turned into a twelve year old. And being denied excess coffee and staying up too late, and them not being able to turn him back, and John looking after him, and Rodney admitting that as they can't fix it, Caldwell's suggested that he return to earth because Atlantis isn't safe for a *minor*. (In case you can't tell, this is the one that's totally appealing to me at this moment in time. It could be because John can be such a wonderful mix of maternal and macho. It could be because it's Nature's Special Time and PMS makes me want weird things. It could be because having Rodney full of arrogance and scientific know-how and feeling trapped by circumstances he can't control would be fun to play with. It could be that I obviously need to go read Small Fry again and stop allowing my subconscious to steal other fic-writers ideas and apply them to a different fandom. Or it could be that it's almost 4.30am, and sleep would be a good thing.)

- Double-Rodney story, although I"m a little sad that a) I can't find the chat transcript where I wrote the beginning scene for Celli, and b) Pru pointed out that it was, in fact, another story where I kill off everyone else. *pouts*


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] indybrat's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] wearemany's purse (30 points). In February I set [livejournal.com profile] celli's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (238 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
out_there

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Sorry about the puppy, Celli. I must have been... clumsy and tripped.

Date: 2005-12-05 05:42 pm (UTC)
celli: Kermit the Frog waving his hands around, captioned "Celli-Flaiiiiiiil!" (Celli flail!)
From: [personal profile] celli
YOU SET MY PUPPY ON FIRE??????

sheesh.

I tried to find the fic bit, but Trillian is apparently lying to me when it says it logs my chats now. Crap.

Date: 2005-12-05 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com
YOU SET MY PUPPY ON FIRE??????

It's not like it was on purpose or anything! (Still, I'm lucky I saved those nuns. Otherwise, I'd probably be getting coal for Christmas.)

I tried to find the fic bit, but Trillian is apparently lying to me when it says it logs my chats now. Crap.

I thought I'd saved it too, but I can't find it. Unless I copied that bit of text and saved it as a txt or doc file instead of a chatlog. I don't know.

Date: 2005-12-05 11:13 pm (UTC)
ext_3751: (Danny-with-a-gun)
From: [identity profile] phoebesmum.livejournal.com
I think the puppy thing pretty much bars you from civilised society for life. No, the nuns do not cancel it out. Bad Annie!

Date: 2005-12-06 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com
It was an accident! I swear!

I suspect this is why mum told me never to walk around the house with a flamethrower.

Date: 2005-12-06 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minna.livejournal.com
RodneyAsCaterpillar story where John returns to atlantis iwth a caterpillar. No, I have no justification for it, other than making me snigger.

He'll be Very Hungry, right? Right? :DDD

Date: 2005-12-06 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com
*giggles so much*

I can't believe I *remember* that book. Hee! Now I have images of John carefully supplying the caterpillar with leaves and worrying when it doesn't eat.

Date: 2005-12-08 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanitylapse.livejournal.com
OMG. *snrk*

"But Carson, he's not eating!"
"..."

And ButterflyRodney? would so hang out in John's hair.

Date: 2005-12-08 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com
"But Carson, he's not eating!"
"..."


*giggles* Exactly!

Of course, Rodney himself would be highly annoyed at John. Not because John hadn't taken care of the caterpillar, but because John was *idiotic* enough to believe that Rodney had been turned into a caterpillar, instead of realising that the lifesigns detector was faulty and that Rodney was still stuck on the planet.

Date: 2005-12-10 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teleksterling.livejournal.com
Hello.

Nice to meet you!

Rick

=:-)

Date: 2005-12-11 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com
Hi! You wouldn't believe how long it took me to mentally place you (and it's not like I meet enough new people to make it *that* difficult). Welcome!

Annie

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