1. Sunrises -- but they get fantastic sunsets through their office window.
2. Anonymous blind dates -- these days, most of their dates have at least seen them in a commercial.
3. Driving their own cars -- publicists tend to frown on that sort of thing. It makes them look less like stars and more like sports nerds.
4. Personal privacy -- when half of your conversations are miked and the other half occur in shared offices, bullpens and editing rooms, very little stays private for long.
5. Doing their own laundry -- when there's a random chance of having your photo taken, you can't afford to be seen doing your laundry in tie-dyed draw-string pants and a wifebeater because it's laundry-day and they were the only clean thing you had left.
That prompt deserved a more serious, touching response. Instead, you get this.
Date: 2006-09-16 02:05 pm (UTC)2. Anonymous blind dates -- these days, most of their dates have at least seen them in a commercial.
3. Driving their own cars -- publicists tend to frown on that sort of thing. It makes them look less like stars and more like sports nerds.
4. Personal privacy -- when half of your conversations are miked and the other half occur in shared offices, bullpens and editing rooms, very little stays private for long.
5. Doing their own laundry -- when there's a random chance of having your photo taken, you can't afford to be seen doing your laundry in tie-dyed draw-string pants and a wifebeater because it's laundry-day and they were the only clean thing you had left.