SGA secret Santa Fic: Grinching; Remedial Gun-Holding (and Other Survival Skills)

The stories I wrote for the SGA Secret Santa this year:

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Grinching (1283 words) by out_there
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Additional Tags: SGA Secret Santa 2014
Summary:

"Really?" John asks. "Because if this is you spreading joy and goodwill to all men, I don't think you're doing it right. You've been grinching."

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Remedial Gun-Holding (and Other Survival Skills) (3270 words) by out_there
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: John/Rodney, Evan Lorne/Parrish
Additional Tags: SGA Secret Santa 2014
Summary:

"They need the training we originally planned for them," John says, sweetly sarcastic. "That you vetoed."

"Now that we're no longer in danger of being trapped behind doors that won't work, suffocating from a lack of clean air while the city crumbles around us and sinks into oblivion, I think that training would be a good idea. Feel free to go ahead with it now. You have my blessing." Rodney knows he's being obnoxious but he doesn't particularly care.

He cares even less when John's mouth twists into a smirk. John looks away, like that'll hide how amused he is when Rodney's the right kind of obnoxious.