Oscar blatherings... Part One
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Got home just in time to catch the last bit of the Red Carpet. Johnny Depp looked *so* hot! Some dresses were nice, some were terrible, but that's nothing new.
Can I mention how much I love Billy Crystal? *giggles* The Jack Nicholson screamfest? *giggles some more*
And, Jack Nicholson is far sexier than any man that age has a right to be.
Oooh! Ian McKellan's looking good!
I like Charlize Theron's hair, but not her dress. Ew on the neckline.
"There's Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive." I don't know if I love Johnny or Billy more right now. *g*
Woh. Clint Eastwood's looking *old*. Man, he's just suddenly turned that corner from rugged to old.
Scarlet Johannson? Very pretty girl. I thought that in Ghost World, and I think I'll enjoy Lost in Translation when I finally see it.
Catherine Zeta Jones? Oh, baby! Humina! She should wear red far more often.
Argh! Sam Donovan! On my screen! Argh! What film was that? Whichever film Alec Baldwin was in...
Oh, Angelina Jolie? When did wearing bras go out of fashion? When?! When did jiggling and bouncing every time you move become a *good* thing? Not to mention that even though her boobs are probably taped, that silky white fabric still shows the points of her nipples.
I like Liv Tyler's hair. Tres cool! Like she just stepped out of a comic! Plus, cute geeky glasses. Oh, her dress is funky too.
Robin Williams! *squees* San Franciscan wedding cake! French cartoon mouse!
Yay! Finding Nemo won!
Renee Zellweger looks *great*! Man, that dress is pure glamour and classy sex appeal. *loves it* Seriously, she's gorgeous in that outfit. Absolutely stunning!
I don't know why I find Nicholas Cage sexy, but I do. There's something about his voice, or his mannerisms, that's highly appealing.
Oooh! Billy from SFU! I have no idea what film that was in relation to, but I know I spotted Jeremy Sisto there somewhere.
Owen Wilson! Such a cutie! Totally, utter, adorable cutie! "Sexy beast"!
Hee! There's something so amusing about people getting played off. Defy conventions! Make the speech as long as possible!
*giggles* "Mrs Billy Crystal!" *loves Billy*
Okay, the visual affects guy for LoTR? Reminded me far too much of Denethor. *sniggers*
Oooh, and second prize for pure glamour and looking incredible? Jennifer Garner. Dude, it's hard to pull off an orange dress and look stunning, instead of shocking, but she does it with style. Great hair, great dress, great make-up. Well done, honey.
And, Jim Carrey just looks like an escaped convict... Not a *good* look. (You know I've never seen Breakfast at Tiffanys'. But I do like Victor Victoria.)
Julie Andrews looks good. As does Jude Law. Random observations... I'm getting bored now. I think I might watch the rest tomorrow.
Got home just in time to catch the last bit of the Red Carpet. Johnny Depp looked *so* hot! Some dresses were nice, some were terrible, but that's nothing new.
Can I mention how much I love Billy Crystal? *giggles* The Jack Nicholson screamfest? *giggles some more*
And, Jack Nicholson is far sexier than any man that age has a right to be.
Oooh! Ian McKellan's looking good!
I like Charlize Theron's hair, but not her dress. Ew on the neckline.
"There's Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive." I don't know if I love Johnny or Billy more right now. *g*
Woh. Clint Eastwood's looking *old*. Man, he's just suddenly turned that corner from rugged to old.
Scarlet Johannson? Very pretty girl. I thought that in Ghost World, and I think I'll enjoy Lost in Translation when I finally see it.
Catherine Zeta Jones? Oh, baby! Humina! She should wear red far more often.
Argh! Sam Donovan! On my screen! Argh! What film was that? Whichever film Alec Baldwin was in...
Oh, Angelina Jolie? When did wearing bras go out of fashion? When?! When did jiggling and bouncing every time you move become a *good* thing? Not to mention that even though her boobs are probably taped, that silky white fabric still shows the points of her nipples.
I like Liv Tyler's hair. Tres cool! Like she just stepped out of a comic! Plus, cute geeky glasses. Oh, her dress is funky too.
Robin Williams! *squees* San Franciscan wedding cake! French cartoon mouse!
Yay! Finding Nemo won!
Renee Zellweger looks *great*! Man, that dress is pure glamour and classy sex appeal. *loves it* Seriously, she's gorgeous in that outfit. Absolutely stunning!
I don't know why I find Nicholas Cage sexy, but I do. There's something about his voice, or his mannerisms, that's highly appealing.
Oooh! Billy from SFU! I have no idea what film that was in relation to, but I know I spotted Jeremy Sisto there somewhere.
Owen Wilson! Such a cutie! Totally, utter, adorable cutie! "Sexy beast"!
Hee! There's something so amusing about people getting played off. Defy conventions! Make the speech as long as possible!
*giggles* "Mrs Billy Crystal!" *loves Billy*
Okay, the visual affects guy for LoTR? Reminded me far too much of Denethor. *sniggers*
Oooh, and second prize for pure glamour and looking incredible? Jennifer Garner. Dude, it's hard to pull off an orange dress and look stunning, instead of shocking, but she does it with style. Great hair, great dress, great make-up. Well done, honey.
And, Jim Carrey just looks like an escaped convict... Not a *good* look. (You know I've never seen Breakfast at Tiffanys'. But I do like Victor Victoria.)
Julie Andrews looks good. As does Jude Law. Random observations... I'm getting bored now. I think I might watch the rest tomorrow.
