The "I never" meme

[out_there]

Watched Threesome. Again. Josh Charles is still incredibly cute in that role. And in the scene where he says he's ambivalent about sex (and how much do I love that phrasing? *g*), I still have the overwhelming urge to kiss his neck.

Yeah, the less said about that the better.

Everyone's doing it, but I nabbed this version from shellah.

TO PLAY I NEVER. PUT AN (X) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD A "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.

(_) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(X) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(X) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never pissed on myself
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger (Do they count as a stranger if you just met them that night? I'm assuming so.)
(_) I never stole something from my job (Stationary. The occasional stamp and envelope)
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend (I think I must have... but it must have been pretty minor)
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(X) I have never been naked on the internet
(X) I have never had a foursome
(_) I have never played golf
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(_) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere (live there, baby!)
(X) I have never caught my parents having sex.
(X) I have never been caught having sex by my grandparents.
(X) I have never been to a frat party.
(X) I have never been involved in a flame war

Comments

[celli]

I still have the overwhelming urge to kiss his neck.

Yeah, the less said about that the better.

That was a typo, of course. You meant the *more* said about that. *nods firmly* Or perhaps the more written about it, from Casey's POV.

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I already have two Casey-neck drabbles. Maybe I'll just try to keep some semblance of shame and not drool all over Dan as well.

Would you believe, last weekend, at the SNathon, we were joking about attractive features and someone mentioned I have a thing for necks. When Bridget asked "what makes a good neck", I just got totally flustered. Couldn't actually form a complete sentence, and just had to end lamely with "they just have good necks".