SN Genderbender Challenge

[out_there]

Since I am a mass of bitchy hormones on legs today, I'm announcing a Mini-Challenge to cheer me up.

The rules of the challenge are simple:

1. Imagine a gender-swapped SN. Imagine SN hosted by Danielle Rydell and Cassie McCall (names suggested by phoebesmum). Imagine David Whittaker as the producer, with Nate Hurley as his right-hand man. Basically, take each of our beloved characters, and imagine them as the opposite gender.

2. Write me a drabble (or a ficlet if you wish, I'm not going to care about word count) about this gender-swapped SN. Anything over a hundred words will be adored.

3. Either post or link it in a reply to this post.

Sound easy? Trust me, it is.

Comments

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

Cannot write at work, atmosphere is not conducive to creativity (or anything much except whingeing). However ...

"The camera adds ten pounds, you know," Cassie McCall complained. "Do I look fat to you?"

Her partner Danielle glared at her from under her fringe, expensively re-cut only yesterday and now the dictionary definition of 'disaster'. "Nothing makes you look fat, Cassie," she said sweetly, and added, quietly, "Bitch."

Cassie sighed. Danielle never left anyone in any doubt as to when she was on the rag ...

**

With luck I can stop thinking about this now and there will be no more to follow!

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* Boss is back today so I have to work, but this cheered me up no end.

"Nothing makes you look fat, Cassie," she said sweetly, and added, quietly, "Bitch."

Hee! Chick-Danny at that time of the month? Total cranky cow. I *loved* this.

Plus, I like your names far better. (It also means that Cassie could nickname Danielle 'Dani' which amuses the hell out of me.)

[simplelyric.livejournal.com]

Hee! Classic.

[celli]

"Cassie."

"Hm?"

"Cassie."

"Yes, Dani?"

"Cassie!"

"*What*?" Cassie finally looked up from her script.

"Are these earrings too distracting?"

"From my script, no. Your talking, now..."

"If I wear them tonight, will they be too distracting on camera?"

"How would I know?"

"Because, in theory at least, you're a woman?"

Cassie rolled her eyes. "I'd be offended at that--"

"--if it weren't true--"

"--if I cared. Do what I do with jewelry."

"Pretend the Accessory Fairy brings it when I'm sleeping?"

"Ask Mark down in costumes."

Danielle's eyes went comically wide. "You know, Cas, that's actually a good idea!"

"Heaven forbid," Cassie said dryly. "Can I write now? Please?"

[out-there.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* Oh, that totally made me giggle!

"Are these earrings too distracting?"

"From my script, no. Your talking, now..."

Bwah! Just, perfect line. Perfect SN-y line.

"Because, in theory at least, you're a woman?"
Cassie rolled her eyes. "I'd be offended at that--"
"--if it weren't true--"
"--if I cared. Do what I do with jewelry."

*giggles* I love it! *hugs you again*

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I still fancy Danielle ...?

Is it Terribly Tragic that my A/U Danny's character is called Dani ...?

[out-there.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I still fancy Danielle ...?

No. I mean, to be honest? Danny's basic personality in a pleasing female form is kinda my ideal. Yeah, if it came down to me dating, I'd choose Dani over Danny. *g*

[simplelyric.livejournal.com]

::snickering:: Celli, you rock like nobody's business.