Now I'm just a little worried...

[out_there]

I don't get a lot of spam on my hotmail account (my uni acount is chock full of it), but I just got a spam message. A freakishly appropriate spam message.

I'm kinda concerned.

"I couldn't believe the reaction from my male clients and
colleagues. Sexy men that normally didn't even notice me
suddenly became my prey. Today I got my drop-dead gorgeous
boss into an empty office and he literally took my penis
out to suck it!....such is the power of this thing..I'll
never forget his warm velvet mouth and his twitching tongue,
swallowing all. We made love on my desk......then after work
we went to his place for more...its never been the same since..."

Mike Murphy, Austin-Texas

More of Mike's story about how he seduces straight & gay men is at :
http://www.pheromone-aphrodisiac.com/pheromone.htm

It's like someone's trying to force me to read badfic. *sniggers*

Comments

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

I'm going to appropriate that 'warm, velvet mouth' and use it for my own nefarious purposes. I don't like 'twitching tongue' though. 'Twitching' isn't a good word. How about 'tortuous' ...?

[out-there.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll pay the "warm, velvet mouth" phrase, but he loses points for use of the word "penis" in smut. (And, yes, twitching is just his stage of convulsions. It's not good.)

[celli]

*giggle*

[out-there.livejournal.com]

That was my reaction, too.