Hey, tboy...
Mar. 31st, 2003 09:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Since I have somehow miraculously scored both the good TV connection, and a night without great static, I'm planning to watch Queer as All Get-out tonight. Since I know that you watch the series fairly religiously*,
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Since I have somehow miraculously scored both the good TV connection, and a night without great static, I'm planning to watch <i>Queer as All Get-out</i> tonight. Since I know that you watch the series fairly religiously*, <lj-user =tboy>, can you catch me up on what I need to know?
Last episode I watched had Mikey picked up by the comics-professor and Ted using Emmett on his website.
*<font=-3>I do mean religiously. I'm pretty sure that after every episode you kneel down and pray before the God of Hot!Gay!Sex!Scenes and burn offerings on your Alter of Justin'n'Brian. *g*</font>
Last episode I watched had Mikey picked up by the comics-professor and Ted using Emmett on his website.
*<font=-3>I do mean religiously. I'm pretty sure that after every episode you kneel down and pray before the God of Hot!Gay!Sex!Scenes and burn offerings on your Alter of Justin'n'Brian. *g*</font>
spoilers, because you asked.
Date: 2003-03-31 04:00 am (UTC)(Sorry - ultra cranky. Child has been saving zillions of graphics to the hard drive, each one minimum 1750 kb. No fucking wonder I can't get any program to fricking well move!!!! Grrrrr)
Right, sorry again, rant over, I think.
Right. QAF.
Ted met a millionaire via the web site. They fell in love. Millionaire takes Ted on a world tour, dies on plane fucking Emmett in the plane's toilets just as they're setting out.
Em has been left 10 million dollars in the will. Relatives are contesting.
Comics professor Ben, who is all that is good and studly, is HIV positive. Debbie throws a fit and is terrified for Mikey. Mikey and Ben break up. Mikey angsts. They get back together. Debbie is furious but trying to cope. Ben's count has suddenly spiked, so now he's freaking out.
Ted found a love interest in a church. Love interest tried real hard, but could not come to terms with Ted's pornographic business. Go figure. Ted's alone again. He & Emmett are getting closer.
Justin and Brian - ummm.... Brian's being a shit in that he's not meeting Justin's emotional needs. Celebrates his birthday by getting hiim a hustler. So romantic. Justin sticks up for Brian but is just bleeding inside. Meanwhile Melanie and wassername take Justin out to a violin recital. Violinist is young, hot, talented, and ready to give Justin ALL the love and attention he's been craving. Oh dear. See scenes of Justin swanning around the loft, playing the violinist's CD, dreamy look on his face.
Brian's boss sells the firm, so instead of getting a partnership, he now has one week to prove himself to his new boss or he's fired. He cancels a planned trip to Vermont skiing with Justin, flies out and lands the one account that the new boss has never been able to get. Wins his job AND a partnership. He RACES back to the loft with champagne to tell Justin, but the loft is empty. He bowls up to the gang outside Babylon, all bouncy and bright eyed and say's "Where's Justin? I've got great news." Oh dear. It appears Justin has gone to Vermont without him.
We see Brian wandering off into the night, HIS heart bleeding.
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You're quite right about my religious practices, btw ;-)
Re: spoilers, because you asked.
Date: 2003-03-31 04:19 am (UTC)Ha! I knew it! *g*
Brian's being a shit in that he's not meeting Justin's emotional needs.
That kinda sums up the entire relationship. Nice to know I haven't missed anything crucial.
Of course, I am going to be chanting for Justin to go for the Violinist... *g*
Re: spoilers, because you asked.
Date: 2003-03-31 04:23 am (UTC)That kinda sums up the entire relationship. Nice to know I haven't missed anything crucial.
Yes, well *g*. Justin also failed to see the pressures Brian's been under - he stood to lose everything.
Of course, I am going to be chanting for Justin to go for the Violinist... *g*
Not biting. Not. Lalala. ;-)
Sssh! It's going to start soon. :-D
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Date: 2003-03-31 04:18 am (UTC)Mel & Linds got married. Their families were shits about it, it was all going wrong, but Ted's millionaire saved the day by supplying the venue, Deb made a dress, Mikey's uncle made the cake etc etc.
Turns out that Ben & Brian fucked somewhere once. Florida or New Orleans or somewhere.
Justin & Mikey create their own comic strip, a gay character called Rage who is based on Brian.
Mel & Linds remodel their attic. Mel's old girlfriend offers to do it for them in return for accomodation. Much jealousy, Mel and Linds not getting any, they tell friend to move out, then decide to have a threesome with her instead.
Em's inheritance is being used (once the money is released) for the creation of a Gay Youth Centre. He's also paid Mikey's mortgage for the next ten years, given Justin a trip to Italy, Brian an entire season of Armani, Deb a diamond bracelet and I can't remember what Ted got.
Justin tried to put himself through college by pole dancing at Babylon and other venues. Brian wasn't thrilled. It eventually became all too shady & dangerous, so he's accepted Brian's offer to pay for college.
More if I think of it.
Ted's millionaire was nice, btw. Pity he died.
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Date: 2003-03-31 04:23 am (UTC)For some reason, not only am I highly amused/entertained by that idea, I'm also wondering if they'll end up running into Hooper and Banky...
You know you're tired when the fandoms start combining in your brain.
Okay, when is QAF starting? Isn't it supposed to be 10? It's now 10.20... dodgy.
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Date: 2003-03-31 04:26 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-03-31 04:31 am (UTC)Ssshhh! It's ON! *g*
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Date: 2003-03-31 04:20 am (UTC)