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Nov. 1st, 2003 10:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
out_thereHey, Wendi! It's the stalker!Micheal Jackson clip!
And, I got to see stalker!Justin earlier this morning.
All I need is stalker!JC and I've got the whole set! *g*
ETA: Dudes! "Smells like Teen Spirit"!
*cranks up volume* *dances like a dork*
And, I got to see stalker!Justin earlier this morning.
All I need is stalker!JC and I've got the whole set! *g*
ETA: Dudes! "Smells like Teen Spirit"!
*cranks up volume* *dances like a dork*
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Date: 2003-11-01 06:35 am (UTC)I'm running one with no visible panties. Either you wear slacks that cover your undies, or you go the whole hog and just go commando. Those are your options. *g*
Youch, that's small. I'm 5'5", and I haven't been a size 14 since I was forteen. No, that's a lie, since I know I slimmed off a bit in year 11/12. Let's just say that for my entire teenaged and adult life, I've never fitted in a size 14. I don't think that's completely a bad thing.
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Date: 2003-11-01 06:42 am (UTC)But... But we're not even allowed to have a hint of bright pink underwear over the top of our jeans? ... WHAT WILL WE WEAR??? You HAVE to have that bit of underwear showing - it's like gospel! I'm sure it's in the Bible somewhere, near the bit that says "Thou shalt not wear accessories from Supre with clothing from Westco". It's WRONG!
See, I think the best figure is anywhere between 12-16. It's curvy and looks great in pretty much anything - short jackets look fantastic, imho. I've got the problem where I'm too weedy for certain styles and too big for things made for weedy people. -_-;;;
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Date: 2003-11-01 06:50 am (UTC)See, I think the best figure is anywhere between 12-16. It's curvy and looks great in pretty much anything - short jackets look fantastic, imho. I've got the problem where I'm too weedy for certain styles and too big for things made for weedy people. -_-;;;
Awwww... poor you.
I'm 16-18, and I don't mind much (ie. certainly not enough to be bothered getting off my butt and losing wieght... that would be effort). The only real bitch I have is my thighs, which are a bit out of proportion and do not look good in those stretchy G-string-showing hipsters. The only other thing is shoulder-pads. Wide shoulders and a strong neck, not a good thing to combine with big shoulder pads. Man, if I lived in the 80s, I barely would have needed the padding.
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Date: 2003-11-01 06:56 am (UTC)Do I detect sarcasm? Quiet, you. I could do the same thing - Oh, you probably have breasts and are therefore never mistaken for a ten year old boy, boo hoo. ;P (Oh no, I'm going late-ninties! Ahh!)
The only real bitch I have is my thighs, which are a bit out of proportion
(*hugs you*) You're talking to someone with hips a size bigger than everything else. Why are there not jeans made for this problem - everything gapes at the back! >:( (If I see one more 16-year-old hipster-wearing chick with thighs that don't come within the same timezone of each other when she walks, I'm going to eat her and use her pants as a napkin.)
Man, if I lived in the 80s, I barely would have needed the padding.
:D You could infiltrate an American football team and tell us their sordid secrets! I've always wondered if the bum-patting went on after the game, in the locker rooms... ;)
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Date: 2003-11-01 07:04 am (UTC)Bwahahaha! Actually, it was completely genuine. I was going to say something else, but I don't know what, because I got distracted by writing out "poor dead spiders" and thinking of that phrase more related to Charlotte's Web than clothes.
But, yes, I do have breast. *sticks chest out* For me to crossdress, it would take a lot of effort and a lot of bad lighting. *g*
everything gapes at the back!
I have that problem too, so I think it's the clothes design. Esp. the horrid hipsters. It's like their designed for really flat butts.
(If I see one more 16-year-old hipster-wearing chick with thighs that don't come within the same timezone of each other when she walks, I'm going to eat her and use her pants as a napkin.)
Hee! *loves
:D You could infiltrate an American football team and tell us their sordid secrets! I've always wondered if the bum-patting went on after the game, in the locker rooms... ;)
I used to joke about that (about being taken for an American footballer, not about the locker room smut)... *g*
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Date: 2003-11-01 07:15 am (UTC)Now that was a sad movie. :( And one that I refuse to think about in slashy terms, because the main characters were a pig, a spider and a rat. So, no. (*clamps down firmly on nasty part of brain that wants to produce a Wrong mental image*)
For me to crossdress, it would take a lot of effort and a lot of bad lighting.
Damn you! Courtney from Australian Idol had a more womanly figure than me, BEFORE she put on the flasies. Damn genes! :P
It's like their designed for really flat butts.
Well, I'll be sure to diet to the point where I sit directly on my spine, and know that I can buy clothes that fit wherever I go. :P
Hee! *loves deadspiders*
:D *loves
I used to joke about that (about being taken for an American footballer
I saw the victim of a botched liposuction on a talk show once, and trust me, however bad you think it is, you've got nothing on this woman. She was scarily disproportionate - her thighs, butt, hips and stomach all had big masses of fat sucked out, but her shoulders, calves, arms and chest were all the same. It was like someone had zoomed in on all parts of her body except the middle section, which was all tiny and weird. She wore shoulderpads on the show, to emphasize... Not a good look. O_o;;;
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Date: 2003-11-01 07:29 am (UTC)For me to crossdress, it would take a lot of effort and a lot of bad lighting.
Damn you! Courtney from Australian Idol had a more womanly figure than me, BEFORE she put on the flasies. Damn genes! :P
*sniggers* Okay, but on the good side, you'd have that somewhat more athletic (appearing) body shape, and you'd probably have less bitching about the lack of fashionable bras. I mean, not only are some bras incredibly dorky (and mind you, I'm only a B cup, it's just because I'm wide around the ribcage, and a size 16 that the options are limited or damn pricey), but current top fashions are against bras. seriously, there are a lot of trendy looking tops that I look at and think, "Yeah, sure, except there's going to be no support there at all.".
So, that's gotta be an advantage. I'm sure there are others, but my brain's foggy at 2.30 in the morning.
It was like someone had zoomed in on all parts of her body except the middle section, which was all tiny and weird. She wore shoulderpads on the show, to emphasize... Not a good look. O_o;;;
Ewwwww! Ewwwww eww ewww eww ewwwwwwwwwww! There's a good reason I don't watch those shows. That would be it. Eeeewwww!
But, no, I joked about it, and was far more sensitive about it, during the teen years. Those were also the years when Mum and I basically made it a rule that polo shirts were out of the question (you know, with the funky little collars, and the very square shoulders? I was highly fond of them as a kid, but they didn't do me any favours.). These days, I know the clothing styles to avoid, so no footballer impsersonations. *g*
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Date: 2003-11-01 07:41 am (UTC)Well, while we're talking EB White, what about 'The Trumpet of the Swan'? A swan that follows a young boy around because he taught it to blow a trumpet. (And I'm destroying my childhood memories one by one with this sordidness. :P I'll stop now.)
you'd have that somewhat more athletic (appearing) body shape
You would think so, but... no. It's more of a cross between slim-normal and weak-scrawny. I look like Pee Wee Herman could beat me in an arm wrestle. He probably could. :P
Can I swap bodies with you for a week? Just to know what it's like to have a curvy, womanly figure. I promise not to damage it in any way, unless it's not used to dorky dancing and spontaneous hand gesturing, in which case you might want to take out life insurance beforehand. :P
These days, I know the clothing styles to avoid
:P Damn to the powers that make certain styles inaccessable to certain body types! Like Matrix-jackets; tell me people in real life can wear them without looking like they encountered a terrible mishap at the garbadine factory. It just doesn't work. I must learn that. Some things look good on models, skinny actors and for others, you must have hips and a chest that are in proportion to one another. Alas. :P
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Date: 2003-11-01 07:48 am (UTC)Haven't heard of it, but man, that's just a bad slash fic waiting to happen.
Can I swap bodies with you for a week? Just to know what it's like to have a curvy, womanly figure. I promise not to damage it in any way, unless it's not used to dorky dancing and spontaneous hand gesturing, in which case you might want to take out life insurance beforehand. :P
You got it. One body, slightly used, large thighs but curvy, used to lots of expressive hand gestures and enjoys dancing. No life insuyrance, so if you break it, you bought it. As for me, it'd be fun to try out being thin. Trust me, that's not something I've ever been.
Like Matrix-jackets; tell me people in real life can wear them without looking like they encountered a terrible mishap at the garbadine factory.
*snort* Yeah, I know. I so *wanted* Neo's coat from the last film. Of course, since I'm not a guy with a perfectly formed torso, that style of coat just isn't going to look good. But man, I still lust after the coat.
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Date: 2003-11-01 07:56 am (UTC)It was my favourite book in grade one, and I can't believe I just thought those things. Damn slashy brain! I was flipping through "Indian and the Cupboard" last year, and every time I got to a bit where it said something like, "The young boy was anxious to get back to his bedroom, where he knew the Indian would be waiting," I snickered. -_-;;;
You got it.
Woo! I can be sexy! Yay! Thanks!
As for me, it'd be fun to try out being thin.
Have fun. In this exchange, you are getting one body also. This one's slightly worn, couple of interesting scars, skinny arms, large thighs, cannot work mouth without flailing hands. Oh, and the coordination's a little dodgy; you might want to test-run the dancing before taking it out, get used to how it moves (strangely). :P
I still lust after the coat.
It is wrong that Morpheous should look good in that style of coat. It defies all that I have come to accept as truth when dealing with leather jackets. :P
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Date: 2003-11-01 08:05 am (UTC)So, in other words, we both have Jack!hands. *sniggers*
Oh, and the coordination's a little dodgy; you might want to test-run the dancing before taking it out, get used to how it moves (strangely).
Will take that into consideration. Considering I mainly dance around my bedroom, that'll be fine.
It defies all that I have come to accept as truth when dealing with leather jackets. :P
Aha. I'm just waiting for Neo to turn around in the last film and say "There is no coat."... (There is only the Cool.)
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Date: 2003-11-01 08:10 am (UTC)Yep. But I don't think I'll ever be as pretty as he. ;)
Will take that into consideration. Considering I mainly dance around my bedroom, that'll be fine.
Good, that's good. Just make sure you move any breakables into other rooms, and watch out for furniture that might be tripped over/kicked/fallen into/knocked down. Then, wrap yourself up in protective gause and padding, and you're all set. :D
I'm just waiting for Neo to turn around in the last film and say "There is no coat."... (There is only the Cool.)
It would explain so much if that coat turned out to be a freak CGI creation with a life of its own. I'm going to cling to that theory - that it's part of the Matrix, not actual clothing - because it makes living a coatless life easier to bear.
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Date: 2003-11-01 08:15 am (UTC)Honey, most of the women on the planet will never be as pretty as Johnny. It's one of those things you've just got to accept and move on... *g*
I'm going to cling to that theory - that it's part of the Matrix, not actual clothing - because it makes living a coatless life easier to bear.
Okay, I'm going to be totally geeky here and say that actually, we're right. It's only their minds, and their images of themselves that get inserted into the matrix. They were born inside the matrix, and have the mental self image of themselves as not having those creepy mechanical implants/plugs all over their bodies, and so it doesn't appear in the matrix. Hence, the clothes are just figments (or garments) of their imaginations.
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Date: 2003-11-01 09:22 pm (UTC)(*sigh*) I know. And I think he proved conclusively in 'Sleepy Hollow' (if there was ever any doubt) that he's more feminine than an army of finishing school graduates. It's most annoying. :P
You have no idea how freaky it is to try to get your head around that Matrix coat theory at three AM. It was then, after reading it twice and going slightly crosseyed, that I realised I needed sleep. :P Now that I'm awake again, I can tell you with absolute confidence that I believe the coat is an evil, evil garment designed to torture viewers and make them feel uncool, Matrix or no. :P
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Date: 2003-11-02 03:29 pm (UTC)*sniggers at the mental image*
Man, that's not an army I'd want to go up against. But still, johnny in Sleepy Hollow... so very pretty... *happy sigh*
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Date: 2003-11-02 06:59 pm (UTC)He could be a teacher there! "Now remember ladies, pinkies up!"
But still, johnny in Sleepy Hollow... so very pretty...
When asked about that character, Johnny once joked that he was playing "Ichabod Crane, girl detective." <3 :P