(no subject)

[out_there]

Hey, Wendi! It's the stalker!Micheal Jackson clip!

And, I got to see stalker!Justin earlier this morning.

All I need is stalker!JC and I've got the whole set! *g*

ETA: Dudes! "Smells like Teen Spirit"!

*cranks up volume* *dances like a dork*

Comments

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

Haven't heard of it, but man, that's just a bad slash fic waiting to happen.

It was my favourite book in grade one, and I can't believe I just thought those things. Damn slashy brain! I was flipping through "Indian and the Cupboard" last year, and every time I got to a bit where it said something like, "The young boy was anxious to get back to his bedroom, where he knew the Indian would be waiting," I snickered. -_-;;;

You got it.

Woo! I can be sexy! Yay! Thanks!

As for me, it'd be fun to try out being thin.

Have fun. In this exchange, you are getting one body also. This one's slightly worn, couple of interesting scars, skinny arms, large thighs, cannot work mouth without flailing hands. Oh, and the coordination's a little dodgy; you might want to test-run the dancing before taking it out, get used to how it moves (strangely). :P

I still lust after the coat.

It is wrong that Morpheous should look good in that style of coat. It defies all that I have come to accept as truth when dealing with leather jackets. :P

[out-there.livejournal.com]

cannot work mouth without flailing hands.

So, in other words, we both have Jack!hands. *sniggers*

Oh, and the coordination's a little dodgy; you might want to test-run the dancing before taking it out, get used to how it moves (strangely).

Will take that into consideration. Considering I mainly dance around my bedroom, that'll be fine.

It defies all that I have come to accept as truth when dealing with leather jackets. :P

Aha. I'm just waiting for Neo to turn around in the last film and say "There is no coat."... (There is only the Cool.)

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

So, in other words, we both have Jack!hands. *sniggers*

Yep. But I don't think I'll ever be as pretty as he. ;)

Will take that into consideration. Considering I mainly dance around my bedroom, that'll be fine.

Good, that's good. Just make sure you move any breakables into other rooms, and watch out for furniture that might be tripped over/kicked/fallen into/knocked down. Then, wrap yourself up in protective gause and padding, and you're all set. :D

I'm just waiting for Neo to turn around in the last film and say "There is no coat."... (There is only the Cool.)

It would explain so much if that coat turned out to be a freak CGI creation with a life of its own. I'm going to cling to that theory - that it's part of the Matrix, not actual clothing - because it makes living a coatless life easier to bear.

[out-there.livejournal.com]

But I don't think I'll ever be as pretty as he. ;)

Honey, most of the women on the planet will never be as pretty as Johnny. It's one of those things you've just got to accept and move on... *g*

I'm going to cling to that theory - that it's part of the Matrix, not actual clothing - because it makes living a coatless life easier to bear.

Okay, I'm going to be totally geeky here and say that actually, we're right. It's only their minds, and their images of themselves that get inserted into the matrix. They were born inside the matrix, and have the mental self image of themselves as not having those creepy mechanical implants/plugs all over their bodies, and so it doesn't appear in the matrix. Hence, the clothes are just figments (or garments) of their imaginations.

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

It's one of those things you've just got to accept and move on... *g*

(*sigh*) I know. And I think he proved conclusively in 'Sleepy Hollow' (if there was ever any doubt) that he's more feminine than an army of finishing school graduates. It's most annoying. :P

You have no idea how freaky it is to try to get your head around that Matrix coat theory at three AM. It was then, after reading it twice and going slightly crosseyed, that I realised I needed sleep. :P Now that I'm awake again, I can tell you with absolute confidence that I believe the coat is an evil, evil garment designed to torture viewers and make them feel uncool, Matrix or no. :P

[out-there.livejournal.com]

he's more feminine than an army of finishing school graduates

*sniggers at the mental image*

Man, that's not an army I'd want to go up against. But still, johnny in Sleepy Hollow... so very pretty... *happy sigh*

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

*sniggers at the mental image*

He could be a teacher there! "Now remember ladies, pinkies up!"

But still, johnny in Sleepy Hollow... so very pretty...

When asked about that character, Johnny once joked that he was playing "Ichabod Crane, girl detective." <3 :P